Frisky Joke Gift Anal Itch Relief Inc.

Have you caught your friend, family member, neighbor or co-worker scratching their butt all the time? Get them urgent help by sending them our Anal Itch Relief! After the embarrassment, they'll thank you for it!It makes a great gag gift on a birthday or for a bachelor party! Great for friends, family, and frenemies! This synthetic red feather comes in a bubble mailer package with the feather and instructions enclosed and large writing on the front of the package that will have the mailman laughing, too!Give them a laugh and let them know someone has noticed by sending this mailer their way! It makes the perfect revenge for anyone who's been on the receiving end of a prank, too! Get back at your friends and do something memorable!Fun Prank Gift: Have a laugh with your friends with a simple and harmless gag gift!Don't worry about allergies; this feather is made out of synthetic fibers to prevent chronic anal irritation.Measurements: Bubble mailer: 9.25 inches Length x 7.1 inches Wide x 0.1 inches Deep. Feather length varies from 4.7 inches to 6.7 inchesNote: THIS IS A NOVELTY ITEM. NOT TO BE USED FOR MEDICAL PURPOSES